[Intro]

09:00:00
Monday sync begins

Authentication required
One tap, one key

Status
Compliance pending

[Verse]

Victor opens Monday stand-up
Tablet gripped like proof of care
He calls the threat unacceptable
Then asks why the token's there

The board line forms for exceptions
A softer hour to authenticate
They want the doors all guarded
But never want to wait

[Pre-Chorus]

One tap, ten seconds
No exceptions, no waiver
They call it an obstruction
Until it stops an invader

[Chorus]

M-F-A is too inconvenient
Until the invoice reads incident
One extra tap, one wounded pride
Or six dark months with someone inside

M-F-A is too inconvenient
That is the executive argument

[Verse]

His phone starts buzzing in review
He clears each prompt without a read
The screen says Barcelona calling
While the boardroom sits in Leeds

Location, time, and browser
Do not match the man at all
Victor calls the warning noise
Says it interrupts the call

[Chorus]

M-F-A is too inconvenient
Until the invoice reads incident
One extra tap, one wounded pride
Or six dark months with someone inside

M-F-A is too inconvenient
That is the executive argument

[Break]

Approve
Approve
Deny

Approve
Approve
Why

[Bridge]

The room grows quietly defensive
Every shortcut finds a name
When convenience owns the process
The attacker writes the game

[Heavy Breakdown]

You asked for more security
Then asked to be exempt

A lock that never slows you
Is a picture of a lock

[Final Chorus]

M-F-A is too inconvenient
Until the courtroom reads incident
One extra tap can close the side
That old credentials leave open wide

M-F-A is too inconvenient
He asks if it comes in executive white

[Outro]

The boardroom doors unlock
The hardware token swings
Victor mutters through the hallway

This had better fix everything